Randy Marsh

Geologist and Innovator


2019 – Present

Tegridy Farms

Founder/CEOSomewhere in the boonies

  • Pioneered farm-to-door delivery of fresh agricultural produce
  • Negotiated a multi-million dollar contract with the Chinese government
2010 – 2019

United States Geological Survey

GeologistSouth Park, CO



Pop Star

  • Released the Billboard #1 hit Push (Feeling Good on A Wednesday)



Some College

Doctorate in Geology

Awards and Recognition

Nobel Prize

Break Wind Theory

Awarded the Nobel Prize for my work on the Break Wind theory of spontaneous combustion

Emmy Award

Outstanding Animated Program

Gifted an Emmy Award after passing a stool weighing well over 100 courics